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A Tale of Two Kitties

Introduction, Day 1 and Day 2 This is the tale of how I got my two cats to get along and become best friends. OR, how I led them to murder each other in a fiery battle, leaving me only with a bloody pile of fur scattered across my floor. TBC. First, I will introduce you to these fine felines. Socks Fatts McGee 'Puss' Just about to celebrate his 11th birthday Has lived in the same house his entire life, until a few weeks ago Has a bad reputation for attacking people when irritated (which I am not particularly sympathetic towards when people are warned not to touch him because he's in a bad mood but they touch him anyway. Talking to you Aunty Debbie.) Has been called an asshole, and many other insulting variants Hasn't had many animal roommates, except a dog for awhile, who only lived in the backyard so was easy to avoid Massive glutton, will literally take the food off your plate while you're eating. The positive side of this is that we can lur